About JimmieValentino

Jimmie Valentino is the Founder and Creative Director of GrabYaJimmie.com.

Praying for Orlando, Florida and Club Pulse.

On behalf of GrabYaJimmie.com, we are praying for our brothers and sisters affected by the horrible incident that occurred over the weekend at Club Pulse in Orlando, Florida. We also extend our condolences to those who lost their loved ones Continue reading Praying for Orlando, Florida and Club Pulse.

Hookup or Relationship: 4 Tips You Need to Create The Ultimate Online Dating Profile

It’s one of those nights when I’m feeling kinda horny and in dire need of someone to make me feel good like Billy Bob did Halle in Monster’s Ball. With no potentials in my phone, I signed into several hookup Continue reading Hookup or Relationship: 4 Tips You Need to Create The Ultimate Online Dating Profile

Don’t Be Tardy To the Party: 8 Tips on Being a Proper Guest/Host for Any House Party

I believe everyone’s favorite month is May. It is the unofficial beginning of the summer season and every weekend, there is an event or celebration going on: graduations, cook outs, pool party, birthdays, divorces, or partying  and bullshitting. No matter Continue reading Don’t Be Tardy To the Party: 8 Tips on Being a Proper Guest/Host for Any House Party

He Might Be a F**kboy If……

Ladies and gays, the fuck boy epidemic is amongst us and it’s spreading more rapidly than the Zika virus. This disease is not only causing us to lose our goddamn minds, but it also effecting our dating lives. The fuck Continue reading He Might Be a F**kboy If……

My Controversial Dirty Mind into Erotic City: A Prince Tribute.

Icon. Legend. Innovator. Musical Genius. His Royal Badness. The Purple One. The Artist Formerly Known As. On Thursday, April 21, 2016, music icon Prince was found unresponsive in an elevator at his Paisley Park studios at the age of 57.  Continue reading My Controversial Dirty Mind into Erotic City: A Prince Tribute.

Yo Jimmie, I’m Tired of Hearing About My Friend’s Sexcapades

For this month’s edition of “Yo Jimmie, Fix My Life”, we have a reader who is tired of hearing about his best friend’s sexual escapades and he need assistance in how to discuss this issue with his friend. Like always, Continue reading Yo Jimmie, I’m Tired of Hearing About My Friend’s Sexcapades

Five Random Questions About Absolutely Nothing.

I will admit this post is about to be random as fuck. Why? Because I have completely drawn a blank on what to write about this week. Instead of not writing anything because let’s be honest, I have a tendency Continue reading Five Random Questions About Absolutely Nothing.